Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”
Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.
by anonymous April 12, 2022

When your dick turns purple due to excessive gooning, causing a lack of circulation and immerse bruising to your dick.
Gabby "Hey Luke how was your night yesterday I heard some weird noises coming from your room?"
Luke "Oh thats my bad I was Thanos Maxxing to your instagram last night. That shit turned purple"
Luke "Oh thats my bad I was Thanos Maxxing to your instagram last night. That shit turned purple"
by subiebrz2013 April 27, 2025

by ilovecolbybrock December 27, 2023

Max is a very sexy, handsome and intelligent. His dick is very big. He is very good at sex and flirting. He likes eating food and doesn't care about being fat. He doesn't care about things people say about him. He hates conceited people. He doesn't understand some things, but don't be angry he won't learn it.
by KingOfNames69 October 16, 2019

by tiredidiot September 18, 2021

Max is a short annoying young man who enjoys sucking penis. he is so annoying he makes all the girls dry as the shara desert. max is stupid and bad at math
by asumalumasumaluma November 29, 2023
