“Jeff, I love you more.”
“Haley, it’s impossible because I love you more”
“How do we see who loves who more”
“Check the definition”
“Haley, it’s impossible because I love you more”
“How do we see who loves who more”
“Check the definition”
by roseybuddy October 7, 2023

“Did you see how happy Mike was when he asked Sarah out and she said yes?”
“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”
“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”
by Dr.Buttbomb October 21, 2023

Whooty Who is the sound of friends, mostly siblings, enjoying cigars, alcohol and telling white lies!
by JC5506 May 26, 2018

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.
by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

A buffer interjection of comic relief to be used at a proper time when one sees a friendly group conversation starting to turn awry. A seemingly innocent question that the group then engages in and forgets their ill-intended and possibly meaningless aggression and attempt to answer a simple non-meaningful question.
Bill (heated): I'm telling you, Johnny. You can't be pro-abortion, anti-Isreal, pro-union and a feminist at the same time.
Johnny: Bill, so you're saying that I have no rights to the 2nd amendment, be against child labor laws, while being a card-carrying member of the IRA?
Nick (interjecting): So, Who's Gonna Win the Superbowl This Year?
Bill: It's gotta be the Chiefs this year.
Johnny: No way! It's the Bills, man!
Johnny: Bill, so you're saying that I have no rights to the 2nd amendment, be against child labor laws, while being a card-carrying member of the IRA?
Nick (interjecting): So, Who's Gonna Win the Superbowl This Year?
Bill: It's gotta be the Chiefs this year.
Johnny: No way! It's the Bills, man!
by Studs Lonigan III January 4, 2025

The joke WHO
WHO ASKED
is boring
u come back at it by sayin
((The one who fucked you in the ass))
That’s who
WHO ASKED
is boring
u come back at it by sayin
((The one who fucked you in the ass))
That’s who
by zaworldo August 9, 2021

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 25, 2025
