Turd Burglar

One who takes shit or allows themself to be spoken down to by others.

“Poor Jeff, he always allows his boss to talk down to him, poor turd burglar”

by Sir Francis Argaf June 8, 2022

Disk Turd

"Disk turd" refers to a piece of data or information that is particularly useless, unnecessary, or irrelevant, often found cluttering up digital storage spaces.

Every time I clean out my hard drive, I come across dozens of old files that are nothing but disk turds – random screenshots and memes I don't even remember saving.

by The_Cardboard_Cutout February 27, 2024

Turd Flex

Senator Smith has recalled the word and or phrase “HOMOSEXUAL” finding it highly offensive in due nature, instead Senator Smith has renamed the Male gender “TURD FLEX”.

And Rim shot. Figure it out.

Gary and Tom have a secret gentlemen’s club they force on Government officials at nite time if you are in the closet. Senator Smith calls the Turd Flex out tho. Ride high Pence…ride high.

by Atombombe August 8, 2025

Turd burgler

Bottomfeeder often of trogloditic orgin. One who is bereft of anything resembling good character. Compulsive theif/liar.

Also dlang for very diminutive slant on ones choosing of sexual preference

That turd burgler fucked my mom and stole my dad's watch after telling me he was at tge movies doinkin his grandma.

by Klundamatron6000 August 31, 2020

white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a shit in that desperately seeks release

Did you see how Jabs was walking after he ate all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!

by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023

Turd ballsack

When you are sitting at a 170° angle and you shart (shit and fart) and it hits the back of your ballsack. Then releasing the smell going around the penis and in the air. All while your balls have wet shit on the back of them.

I was at an orphanage and after taking a hit of mesculine I sneezed and sharted, so now it’s stinky and I have a turd ballsack.

by TheKookie81 January 28, 2024

TURD

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I TOOK A TURD IN THE TOILET

by TURD MONSTER December 19, 2019