rosyth school

ayo i guarantee your parents refer to this as “school for smart kids” thats untrue and im living proof. but all my friends oso very smart so like half correct i guess HAHA

oh, rosyth school? all the students there are so intelligent!

by (•̀ᴗ•́)و August 31, 2021

Westminster School

Westminster School is a private London day school (with the option to board) founded in 1560. People who go there are referred to colloquially as ‘wessies’. Key features include Saturday school, Abbey multiple times a week, a place at Oxbridge, straight 9s at GCSE (except 3s in English Lit & Lang), burnout, and no social skills whatsoever. Occasionally, some come with a built-in superiority complex when they achieve extroversion. Ultimately, it’s a cult with some of the weirdest traditions and archaic, gothic-style buildings that look like they could give you the bubonic plague if you stand there too long.
Instagram account is @dat_deus_head.

‘I go to Westminster School!’
‘That’s not the flex you think it is.’
I love you wessies I really do but you guys need therapy or some sort of female interaction desperately.

by uhsoka February 1, 2023

The Woodmansterne School

This school is absolutely and utterly garbage. This school makes twitter and reddit combined feel like heaven. This school could burn to the ground and the only thing I'll feel is my body ascending into heaven.

The current generation is as bad as The Woodmansterne School!

by Lord of Facts May 8, 2023

High school

Where you go to get jumped, high, pregnant, or killed.

High School is the worst!

by Pynklemonade December 7, 2018

Springfield school

Shitty school who has stupid teachers who can’t really teach

Jimmy : “holy shit my mom moved me to Springfield school”

by Anonymous Sf student October 22, 2018

oakgrove school

A school that refuses to admit bullying goes on, charges to much for uncooked food and has no working water fountains. Somehow it’s one of the best in its area?!?!

Bob: What secondary school did you go to

John: I went to oakgrove school

Bob: unlucky bro

by Johnioup11111 June 30, 2018

Yaldhurst School

A place where teachers try to forcefeed you and you want to die.
Also see: NIS (Cult)

Bob: Hey Jimmy, do you go to Yaldhurst School?
Jimmy: Yeah, I do.
Bob: I feel bad for you, stay away from the year 5-8 teacher.

by varanox August 15, 2018