Nerd (n.) – nerdious meius maximus: A rare and delightful creature often found covered in paint, eating 20-pounds of almonds in one sitting, and enthusiastically hyping up the men in masks. Identified by erratic bursts of creativity, spontaneous dances moves, and the ability to turn any topic into a passionate TED Talk. Warning: Prone to bouts of chaotic kindness and existential monologues at 3am. Approach with snacks and compliments. Will become your favorite kind of unstable.
Person A: "Why is Mei painting a cat mural on the fridge while explaining that a smoothie is just a type of soup to the pizza guy?"
Person B: "Oh, she's just being a nerd again."
Person A: "A what?"
Person B: "You know—nerd—a snack-fueled, art-powered, chaos-sprinkling whirlwind of extroverted genius and mildly unhinged joy. Classic Mei."
Person B: "Oh, she's just being a nerd again."
Person A: "A what?"
Person B: "You know—nerd—a snack-fueled, art-powered, chaos-sprinkling whirlwind of extroverted genius and mildly unhinged joy. Classic Mei."
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A chaotic yet endearing group of highly intelligent individuals who, like a gaggle of geese, travel in packs, honk over plot holes, and occasionally hiss at factual inaccuracies. Known to flock around comic book stores, convention centers, and whiteboards covered in equations. Approach with snacks and an open mind.
A chaotic yet endearing group of highly intelligent individuals who, like a gaggle of geese, travel in packs, honk over plot holes, and occasionally hiss at factual inaccuracies. Known to flock around comic book stores, convention centers, and whiteboards covered in equations. Approach with snacks and an open mind.
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Josh: This ain’t no pumpkin juice, but it kinda slaps.
Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
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Josh: Harry Potter?
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Josh: This ain’t no pumpkin juice, but it kinda slaps.
Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
Pete: Bro, you just got caught nerding.
Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
Pete: Bro, you just got caught nerding.
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Josh: This ain’t no pumpkin juice, but it kinda slaps.
Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
Pete: Bro, you just got caught nerding.
Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
Pete: Bro, you just got caught nerding.
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