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leave room for jesus

SAID TO A COUPLE USUALLY IN CHURCH OR SOMETHING EVOLVING CHURCH TO GET A COUPLE TO MOVE AWAY FROM EACH OTHER
by MIXEDMIRRA August 10, 2017
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jesus heratio christ

the H in Jesus H. Christ means Heratio pronounced: Her-aye-she-oh
Jesus Heratio Christ stop breaking into my fucking house!
by Brenten June 28, 2008
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The Baby-Jesus Effect

When your mates are losing so hard in trivia you do a shoey with sardines and beer to get back up to scratch

Cheers youngy
Boys were getting fucked up so I had to pull out The Baby-Jesus Effect
by The Cousins March 8, 2017
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Jesus H Christ

Jesus Christ’s middle name. Some say it’s “Harold” or “Holy” but it is yet to be confirmed. Also used as a phrase to express unsettlement.
1) Let’s pray to our lord and saviour baby Jesus H Christ!

2) *guy stubs toe* JESUS H CHRIST!
by SoberMan October 21, 2020
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jesus effing christ

Jesus Effing Christ-
Unlike the expletive, "JesusFuckingChrist", "JesusEffingChrist" is a PG-13 or a PG-rated version. Rules follow below

{Article 1, REV 4} Any teen through adult is permitted to utter this phrase safety without guidance from an adult or fear of being damned to hell for eternity.

{Article 2.} Any pre-teen absolutely needs to gain permission and guidance from a parent or guardian. (Eternal Hellfire is not reserved exclusively for adults. God will burn babies forever if rules are not followed) See Samaria vs. God. Bible verse HOSEA 13:16 KJV.
by GodSaidThis February 26, 2023
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Zaddy Jesus is sus

Zaddy Jesus Is sus while playing among us
by FreePeche October 8, 2020
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Jesus Girl Scout

A Girl Scout that try's to sell cookies... and try’s to sell you a religion because surprise they are also a Jehovah’s witness
Jesus Girl Scout:“I would like to sell you cookies... and a spot in heaven!”

Person: “Go away you stupid Jesus Girl Scout”
by Cancer dog March 7, 2020
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