oh my goawd

same as 'oh my gawd' 'oh my god' etc

Oh my goawd! Where did you find that?

by Wow, May 29, 2010

Why oh why’s

Why oh why’s are a particular type of defecation in which the passer of said stool is left sweating on the toilet, contemplating their food and life choices as the cramp-inducing, potentially fiery fecal matter violently passes through their turd cutter.

-Yo, has anyone seen Steve?

-He’s been in the bathroom for a half hour; think he’s dealing with some why oh why’s. He probably gonna post a pic in the group chat of it soon.

by ProfessorBartholomewButt July 2, 2022

'Oh Shit!' Moment

When you wake up in the morning and you haven't cleaned your pipes enough or had a really dirty dream and you're covered in jizz.

'I had a dream about this fit blonde girl last night, I knew it was about her coz I woke up and had an 'Oh Shit!' moment.'

by rherrejtr July 27, 2012

oh my Phil

a name of somebody, even if you are named Phil or know somebody with the name of Phil, you yell at extreme points of frustration and or anger.

Bob:i just pwned you! hahaha!
Ed: oh my Phil!

by Almightypickle April 20, 2008

09 (oh nine)

to make love to; to have passionate sexual intercourse

how to 09 (oh nine)
Guy 1: Hey dude, how'd it go last night?
Guy 2: i 09'ed her.
Guy 1: you're awesome.
Guy 2: i know.

by summeroflove November 2, 2009

oh my god god

what you say when you really don't care about what the other person is saying; i.e. a sarcastic 'oh my god'. Best if used in a whiny annoying tone of voice

Lame Person: dude i have to tell you this story, this tree fell at my school man it was incredible!
Me: (whiny) OH my GOD GODDDD!

by fruitermelon August 21, 2007

uh-oh spaghetti-o's

please refer to oh shit

cop: "Sir are there any drugs or any weapons ion your vehicle that I should know about?"
me: "No sir!"
cop: "HOLY SHIT there is over 10 punds of weed in your trunk"
me: "uh-oh spaghetti-o's!!!"

by MetalHead November 23, 2004