dream semen

The product of air master bation.

Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.

-Facts about Dream Semen-

Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.

I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.

Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.

Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.

Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds

Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.

Dream semen does not get women pregnant; It just makes them fat.

by Duchess Valentine March 31, 2017

Chicken Dreams

The experience of a long vivid dream after the consumption of satiating quantities of moist dirty chicken, accompanied with several servings of lager or associated alcoholic drinks

Christ lads, I had the best chicken dream last night. Michelle Keegan was fobbing herself off on top Big Ben. Chicken dreams are fucking wild

by Dilbs February 1, 2025

dream roleplay

Someone who lost there parents at 5.

1. Did you see the new kid who failed all his classes?
2. Yea he must’ve been a dream roleplay.

by Ghost123139402 August 23, 2021

Hot guy dreams

Those dreams you have when there’s a hot guy who likes you and they are great. You hate waking up from them because you want it to last forever and you want it to actually happen

I love hot guy dreams cause there’s hot guys in them.

by Sadie——- June 1, 2020

Dreams Is For Suicide & Nightmares Is For Homicide

Dreams Is For Suicide & Nightmares Is For Homicide

Dreams Is For Suicide & Nightmares Is For Homicide

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

napkin dream

When home boy writes something down on a napkin that is going to change his life the evening before when the powder kicks in, and blows his nose with it the next morning when he wakes up before throwing it away and never coming back to it.

Chris is selling napkin dreams.

by YourBrotherInLaw November 17, 2016

Dream Luck

The name "Dream Luck" is a jab at the Minecraft Speedrunner that goes by the name Dream. Dream has cheated in speedruns, adding modifications that edits mob drop rates in this favor. Dream Luck is when you complete any sort of RNG task with high success by modifications of the game or tampering with your save beforehand. Something that normally, only a very lucky person would achieve. Dream Luck mostly occurs in speedruns but can appear in other forms such as let's plays.

That guy got 12 pearls from just 10 gold! He must have Dream Luck!

by CardinaI December 4, 2021