jake

green bean
sometimes eats metal gears
on that nitro 24/7
a i r s o f t

lemmy award winner

"jake is the coolest person."
"yeah he's always on that nitro."

by BritishAlmond February 21, 2023

Jake

Most likely a massive cunt who lost all his friends because he prioritises his new girlfriend cover his close friends. The girl may only like him for his appearance in some cases

My friend is turning into such a Jake I hate it.

by fat jungo March 3, 2019

jake rabbit

Identical to Jake the Snake. But garage is known as "the rabbit pit". Also has incredibly good luck, hence the "lucky rabbits foot". Equipped with massive testicles, comparable to that of an ogre.

Oh shit it's Jake snake and Jake rabbit, they are cool.

by Phil the ill October 27, 2013

jake perron

a real nigga on some real g typa shit

yeah that’s a jake perron right there he’s a real nigga

by anonymous December 21, 2020

John Jake Pappas

A John Jake Pappas is when an individual proceeds to distract a majority of the class by gathering them over to their working space to socialize.

Oh look at all the people at his desk, he's pulling a John Jake Pappas.

by anonymous November 12, 2021

Snakey Jake

Overall dick who likes to spread gossip around

Man that guy is such a snakey jake

by Motherbanger April 14, 2020

Jake

This is a boy commonly reffered to as cute, has awesome taste in music, is a radical sk8r boi, slays sweet puss, and only fucks with big titty goth bitches.

Jake is such a rad dude, I bet he fucks all the big titty goth bitches.

by SadBoiRadBoi January 3, 2018