LADWP Smoke Show

Smoke and mirrors pretend to care rule violating complicit in discrimination and corruption puppet show of incompetence and retaliation on the rate player's dime.
The grievance was denied after the LADWP Smoke Show ended at the LADWP Board of Commissioners Grievance hearing.
by SSOISAJOKESHOW July 3, 2025
mugGet the LADWP Smoke Showmug.

Smoked beef

A combination of both “smoke” and “beef,” both terms used to refer to a conflict.
“You don’t want this smoked beef fam”
by Intelligible Lizard May 15, 2020
mugGet the Smoked beefmug.

Left a smoke

A cunt so skinny he is literally the end of your feg that you don't want to smoke
Travis you skimpy bastard get the fuck over here you absolute left a smoke
by Wilson 03 August 1, 2018
mugGet the Left a smokemug.

Smoke Bomb

A gesture you make to a mate when you are talking to a girl and need to escape. The gesture looks like you threw a smoke bomb onto the floor.

Your friend will come along and offer up some excuse to get you out of there unscathed.
Eddie: Makes the Smoke Bomb gesture
Jason: Rushes up to Eddie Eddie your house is on fire, we better leave!
by Jason O’Lam November 11, 2020
mugGet the Smoke Bombmug.
"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
mugGet the Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smokemug.

Smoke Tag

The act of sticking someone with a non explosive greande and then watching them go up like a carton of cigarettes.
Team - He's down, everyone stick the punk with your smokers to show what a bitch he is.

Kash - You assholes. Why did you smoke tag me.
by Blash May 23, 2008
mugGet the Smoke Tagmug.

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