smoking boi

Smoking heroin most likely freebasing on tin foil

I was smoking boi with my friend last night

by Horsejockey#3 March 5, 2018

Smoking Dragon

When you're girl lights up a cigarette, bang her doggystyle and when she inhales her last puff, stick it down her throat and hold her nose

My girl wanted to quit her cigarette habit so I gave her a smoking dragon

by Slimy Mexican July 4, 2025

smoking circle

A circle formed by humans for social purposes while smoking either ciggerettes and or weed/drugs.

weed smoking yolo swag social smoking circle

by Good for you. November 7, 2013

Smoked out

Knocking someone out with a gun, they look like a smoking blown out gasket in a kai soul.

Guy 1: Yo Devonte got smoked out!!
Guy 2: You saw that dude hit him with a gun, yo boy is smoking!!

by Ghost.Corpse October 27, 2023

Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.

Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!

by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020

Smoke's Law

A street law that gets the average rate for a female . Rate a girls face. Rate her body. Add those two numbers up and divide by two.

" If you use smoke's law for her bro , her face is an 8. Her body is a 10. 8+10 is 18. Divide it by two and that's 9! Overall she is a 9 bro ! "

by Ksmoke January 14, 2016

Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!

by QuacksO August 2, 2018