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Online school

Dad: so, how's online school, son?
Son: please let me fucking die already
by Thiccboi;) September 17, 2020
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PlantsBrook School

Plantsbrook school is a crappy school. The new build already has damp and is so crampt. The students range from the poshest pricks to chavs. And every student knows the length of their skirt, they are fully aware. And yet the teachers keep going on. No one gives two shits about the uniform standard because its stupid and frankly futile.
Sophia goes to PlantsBrook School, she hates it there
by Annoying Human November 8, 2020
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School syndrome

A result of spending your precious time on this planet in the useless black hole that it school.

Symptoms include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, perfectionism, disappointment from yourself and your peers, lack of sleep, forgetfulness, weight loss, loss of friends, and hygiene deterioration.

Sadly, the only known cure is to deal with it until you are no longer required to go to school by the government.
Person 1: You look down, what's wrong?
Person 2: Oh nothing... I'm just dealing with school syndrome.
Person 1: Oh no! We need to get help!
by mr suicide man September 29, 2020
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Sunday School

person 1: i had to go to sunday school yesterday

person 2: oh so you mean hell on earth
by Dwight You Ignorant Slut October 1, 2020
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Westminster School

Westminster School is a private London day school (with the option to board) founded in 1560. People who go there are referred to colloquially as ‘wessies’. Key features include Saturday school, Abbey multiple times a week, a place at Oxbridge, straight 9s at GCSE (except 3s in English Lit & Lang), burnout, and no social skills whatsoever. Occasionally, some come with a built-in superiority complex when they achieve extroversion. Ultimately, it’s a cult with some of the weirdest traditions and archaic, gothic-style buildings that look like they could give you the bubonic plague if you stand there too long.
Instagram account is @dat_deus_head.
‘I go to Westminster School!’
‘That’s not the flex you think it is.’
I love you wessies I really do but you guys need therapy or some sort of female interaction desperately.
by uhsoka February 1, 2023
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The Woodmansterne School

This school is absolutely and utterly garbage. This school makes twitter and reddit combined feel like heaven. This school could burn to the ground and the only thing I'll feel is my body ascending into heaven.
by Lord of Facts May 8, 2023
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ashlawn school

The shittiest school in the UK by far . No other schools has a variety of neeks and drug dealers quite like Ashlawn . Not to forget the outstanding headteacher who didn’t steal all their money ;) . The school is situated on drugby and is one of the worst in the uk
Oh you poor thing , you go to Ashlawn School ?
by Olioli October 16, 2019
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