Middle school

Most pointless years of your life. Skills are learned that you probably won’t use in life. No worries about going to hell. You already are in hell. Kids do stupid stuff to be cool. You have the worst 3 pictures in life. Basically middle school leads you to your depression. Just run away to Antarctica.

“ Middle school is a living hell.”

by Tillie_1115 May 22, 2018

Potomac School

Potomac School is a private school in Virginia infested with nazi runts that identify as jewish princesses. They steal people's identities and intellectual property and will try to snort your DNA while also taking steroids and growth hormones.

Langley public school student: Why is that Potomac student staring at us like that?
St. Alban's private school student: We should go. It's the non-Hebrew jew stare. He's trying to assimilate us as part of the Great Replacement plan.

Potomac School is really gay.

by Snapaholic July 28, 2022

School work

what you probably should be doing right now

i know i should be doing school work but im on the urban dictionary

by YEETYEETSMELLMYFEET January 11, 2021

Cockburn School

Cockburn is the shittest school in leeds sykes is a nonce, shaz is a prozzy, mandys a slag, karls a stedhead and head teachers a nonce

Cockburn School is in beeston and its shit

by KB☔️ March 5, 2022

oakgrove school

A school that refuses to admit bullying goes on, charges to much for uncooked food and has no working water fountains. Somehow it’s one of the best in its area?!?!

Bob: What secondary school did you go to

John: I went to oakgrove school

Bob: unlucky bro

by Johnioup11111 June 30, 2018

PlantsBrook School

Plantsbrook school is a crappy school. The new build already has damp and is so crampt. The students range from the poshest pricks to chavs. And every student knows the length of their skirt, they are fully aware. And yet the teachers keep going on. No one gives two shits about the uniform standard because its stupid and frankly futile.

Sophia goes to PlantsBrook School, she hates it there

by Annoying Human November 8, 2020

High school

Where you go to get jumped, high, pregnant, or killed.

High School is the worst!

by Pynklemonade December 7, 2018