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Jacob

A really really short kid who gets all the ladies and is the best at basketball and baseball. Jacob is mostly cute to ladies, sweet, and VERY funny
"Hey look its jacob" Girl 1-
"Yea i know, he short but hes cool
by bigboychungas September 25, 2020
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Pull a Jacob

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.
H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”
by Dive Computer November 26, 2023
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Brock-jacob

the most skibidi sigma of them all and you wank brock aka bj in your life he is also knows all about skibidi sigma
Brock-jacob is sooooo sigma
by I love Brock-Jacob May 28, 2024
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Jacob

A handsome muscular guy you just want to preform cock and ball torture on
“Jacob’s muscles almost bulge as much as his balls”
by Nate Carlson May 5, 2019
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jacob and cameron

jacob and cameron are two of the biggest assholes on planet earth. little bitch boys who are bad at games. go cry about it
person 1: they're cute

person 2: ew that's jacob and cameron... they're assholes
by koran valdisack August 12, 2023
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Jacobe

A friend everyone needs. A hilarious guy who always has the most insane stories to share. He stands out to everyone he meets, it’s impossible to forget about him. He can be an asshole sometimes but deep down he’s soft. Overall a cool guy. Go get yourself a Jacobe.
Yo dude, do you know Jacobe?
Yeah, we’re hanging out this weekend!
by craigtuckeer April 20, 2023
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Jacob

Guy1: Did you see that Jacob?
Guy2: Yeah eww I might puke
by P00NSlay3r22 October 20, 2019
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