A really really short kid who gets all the ladies and is the best at basketball and baseball. Jacob is mostly cute to ladies, sweet, and VERY funny
by bigboychungas September 25, 2020

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.
H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”
by Dive Computer November 26, 2023

the most skibidi sigma of them all and you wank brock aka bj in your life he is also knows all about skibidi sigma
by I love Brock-Jacob May 28, 2024

by Nate Carlson May 5, 2019

jacob and cameron are two of the biggest assholes on planet earth. little bitch boys who are bad at games. go cry about it
by koran valdisack August 12, 2023

A friend everyone needs. A hilarious guy who always has the most insane stories to share. He stands out to everyone he meets, it’s impossible to forget about him. He can be an asshole sometimes but deep down he’s soft. Overall a cool guy. Go get yourself a Jacobe.
by craigtuckeer April 20, 2023

by P00NSlay3r22 October 20, 2019
