Jacob

Jacob loves axolotls but ABSOLUTELY HATES JAVA

Jacob killed the Java player but hugged the axolotl

by ScrewJavaLoveAxolotls March 30, 2021

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Jacob

Jacob is a total jock beast. He is known to strike fear into the hearts of many and woo the hearts of many women. The phrase "Men wanna be him, women want to be with him" is the perfect way to describe Jacob. If you get on the bad side of this lady killer jock you might regret your choices.

"Yo did you see that crazy dunk he just made?"
"Yea dude he's a total Jacob"

by LeonidasTheHottie February 15, 2025

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Jacob

Jacob is a pussy

Jacobbatboy more like mother fucking 3 eyed triple chin pussy

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by arfse October 1, 2021

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Jacob

Really hot, really funny, really sweet, really cute, oh and really into bees

“ You know that bee boy, what’s his name?”

“Jacob obviously”

by Bee.girl January 25, 2021

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Jacob Beamer

Jacob Beamer is super hot. But dont be tricked, hes a major fuckboy. Jacob Beamers tend to be short but not down there..... if you know what i mean. He will be all innocent then POP out of no where he will ask for nudes! He always hangs out with girls, and hot ones too! ( which im pretty sure he pays them to hang out with him) Dont fall for a Jacob Beamer!

"He is such a fuckboy! He just asked me for nudes!"
"He must be a Jacob Beamer"

by kay.kay.kay. May 22, 2016

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