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bulldog eating a ham sandwich

A mangled, or well used vagina; a sloppy slit; a whores cooter; a vagina containing excessive wrinkles....
Damn Becky's slit looked like a "bulldog eating a ham sandwich".
by Beerswizle October 16, 2003
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Balls deep in a chicken sandwich

That sex I had last week was totally balls deep in a chicken sandwich.
by suitup April 7, 2015
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Jam Sandwich

When two guitarists or guiatrist & bassist play live and lean up against each other back to back.
Aerosmith put on a classic 'rawk' show down to Joe Perry and Brad Hamilton's homo-erotic Jam Sandwich during "Walk This Way".
by Stubblecat April 4, 2007
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Mississippi roast beef sandwich

When you fuck your cousin so hard her pussy falls out so you put some bread and mustard on it and eat her out.
Me: bro i ate a mississippi roast beef sandwich last night!

Friend: that sounds awesome, what is it?
Me: my cousin!
by bigboy992 March 29, 2021
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See you later sandwiches

The cheap and dirty snacks flogged onto the bereaved for lunch on the day of a layoff round at a company. These sandwiches are usually dry, save for the tears shed by dismissed employees, and flavourless dreck one chokes down between sobs while thinking of supporting 3 kids and a wife who needs another $500 purse.

They are typically passed out by a smug and rotund PA who thinks that since the executive she cowtows before still needs his shoes shined, that he/she will remain employed.

Fillings include cheese, dry turkey, thinly sliced and mealy tomatoes, and roast beef with crusty edges, limp lettuce, and bitterness.
"After you've collected your things you can head upstairs for some See you later sandwiches"
by InterWestRainCallDance April 24, 2006
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Roast Beef Sandwich

I rather loose vagina found on nasty sloot doggies who sleep around a lot. Some men might find it attractive but others prefer a nice tight vagina. All personal preference.
"I noticed after Lucy stopped using her vibrator every night her roast beef sandwich tightened up" Ken
"I remember the first time you fucked, you had to stick your dick and her vibrator in at the same time" Ed
by toeingmywayintokiki August 7, 2016
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Sausage Party Sandwich

When you go to a party full of ridiculously hung dudes who then procede to stack their units together like the game Jenga. Then add a nice piece of iceberg lettuce, vine rippened tomato, and a few slices of aged Vermount Cheddar. You have the option of having a SPS on whole wheat, rye, or white. It can also be served in panini form (see Peni Panini).
Ally said she was really hungry when she arrived to our party, but she then discovered there was only chips and dip, and four lokos. I told Roger to go into the kitchen and grab our extensive selection of bread and condiments so we could offer her a delicious sausage party sandwich.
by PMOses November 12, 2010
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