rusty parakeet

When your shrimp of a husband bites off your nose and all you can replace it with is a piece of rusty metal
Bro you see that girl?
Yeah?
She's totally got a rusty parakeet.
by Jappleseed October 23, 2017
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Rusty Motor

The act of defecating between one's breasts and then rocking your head from side-to-side making a "brrr" sound, similar to a motorboat.
Guy: "Yeah last night I gave Peggy the biggest Rusty Motor I've ever seen!"
by Bubbabeck51 March 13, 2017
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Rusty plug

A rusty plug is when you do don’t pay your female drug dealer but she is on her period. She takes out her tampon and shoves it into your ass
Fuck man. I forgot to pay my dealer and she rusty plugged me. Ima need to pay her next time so I can forget this happened
by Plugwalker05 July 23, 2022
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Rusty Schnozzel

You are having with your girl from behind (vaginally) while she is on her period. when you pull out you blow your load all over the back of her head.
"Dude, I just fucked this girl while she was on the rag so i shot my load on the back of her head" Dude1
"Man you just earned a roge point for giving her a Rusty Schnozzel."Dude2
by Flathead Odell April 29, 2011
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Rusty Dougie

Rusty Dougie...
Ben Howard said his Dougie is rusty.
by KnightRockerX October 16, 2020
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Scrub rusty clamps

To fuck an older woman who hasn't had sex in years
Hey guys I can't go to the bar I'm gonna scrub rusty clamps
by Big ńick digga December 24, 2021
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rusty mandolin

Similar to the Rusty Trombone but , in this case a woman is getting her ass eaten from behind while the eater reaches around and fondles her “mandolin
Chad why your breath smell like ass?
Bruh I gave this chick a rusty mandolin last night, she needed to wash that ass!
by Dick Fitzwell70 July 21, 2022
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