Paul Carlson is 6 tall with a thick cock that doesn't compare to his enormous ego. He is proof that the size of a man's shoe is no comparison to his junk. He has a pleasurable amount of meat and girth that drives women of all types crazy.
by Paul Carlson May 15, 2023

Any bearded guy in a denim shirt and a Velcro fuzz tone that you want to see less of on guitar related YouTube videos and Instagram hashtags
by SleekJeek January 27, 2021

Lets keep this short and sharp shall we? This paul mallu poofta is a black guy with the whitest names, one of the biggest benchods i have ever seen
by niharika ;) November 30, 2021

A two faced scum. Who only cares about people that he likes and shits on all others. Someone who is extremely sneaky and makes you hate him the moment you meet him.
by Tired and broken July 28, 2021

Formula 1's in house RETARD consistently ruining every fans race experience with his idiotic jokes forcing crofty to make that awkward little laugh because the joke want funny
by CoonSwing3000 October 25, 2022

Whenever this kid comes to your house it is a completely accurate representation of the "my mom said I can play" kid, then proceeds to download multiple viruses and eat all over your setup.
fuck the drain is clogged, we have to get the paul montano (clump of semen, pubes, and hardened lotion in the shower drain after excessive shower masturbation) out.
by PaulLicksBalls69 December 26, 2021

Who is Paul burns?
A man who works in an oil yard with stan and who loves the gym. Not a huge fan of Lundy,
A man who works in an oil yard with stan and who loves the gym. Not a huge fan of Lundy,
by Jessiejott93 December 20, 2013
