by Ghost.Corpse October 27, 2023

The accidental or purposeful killing of a woman so hot that's she is as hot and spicy as a Habanero. The potential killing of which has massive and dangerous repercussions, just like eating a Habanero
Although she was the sexiest woman around, she slept with the wrong man and thus became a smoked habanero.
by Sean J Stewart July 25, 2022

by H sav & M skatty April 23, 2023

Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!
by vinaysmells April 4, 2022

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020

Smoke and mirrors pretend to care rule violating complicit in discrimination and corruption puppet show of incompetence and retaliation on the rate player's dime.
The grievance was denied after the LADWP Smoke Show ended at the LADWP Board of Commissioners Grievance hearing.
by SSOISAJOKESHOW July 3, 2025

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
