Mud Boat

When you blow your nose in a persons butthole.

I mud boated her so hard with my nose I sent shock waves up her mud river.

by Lilguacamole24 April 14, 2022

Mud lizard

A female that likes to get muddy and does anything for a ride

Get off the atv you mud lizard

by BE.URBAN October 13, 2020

Mud Tug

The act of giving a handjob after anal sex.

Jess gave Matt a mud tug after he jammed it up her pooper.

by Zach9293 October 11, 2014

Mud Cushion

Noun or Verb: The act of defecating one’s pants while sitting on another person’s lap.

“Woah Abbie totally mud cushioned while sitting on my lap!” -Billy

by Lady of Poop December 31, 2024

Mud Gut

A lifestyle, one doesn’t just acquire a mud gut. You must travel to the streets of North Albert and overcome many tribulations. A mud but is a leaky anus of stewing goodness of goop.

“Imma call them a Mud Gut since we lost that rocket league game”

by WillyWankyBoobyPoopy June 05, 2023

Stick in the mud

A slur for a gay man; popularized by Family Guy

"You're acting like a total stick in the mud." -Lois Griffin
"Is that some kind of gay slur?" -Peter Griffin

by Pogger_Champ May 28, 2021

Mexican Mud Hut

The sexual act of defecating around the penis, patting the feces into a hut-like formation around the shaft while leaving the head sticking out like a chimney so that the ejaculation may emulate a smoke-like effect.

“My date last night was wild, she gave me a Mexican Mud Hut!”

by SquidManJones December 13, 2023