pre-cereal milk

the horrific sin of putting the milk in the bowl before the cereal. Only the most disgusting people do this.

Person A: Dude why'd you just kill that guy?!
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.

by GGamer65 June 2, 2020

choccy milk expert

The act of drinking spunk from another persons aresole.

Hey Ash, fancy some Choccy Milk.

Why sure, you know I’m the Choccy Milk Expert.

by Pedro Pistola March 10, 2023

Milk in the cereal bowl

When you ejaculate into either your, or anothers bellybutton

She thought I was giving her a creampie but I pulled the ol'e milk in the cereal bowl on her.

by Turtlerod69 May 21, 2019

Milk Man March

You must fill a milk carton with cum over the duration of the month

Guy 1: Are you doing Milk Man March?
Guy 2:. I'm already halfway on the 4th day!

by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname November 4, 2020

California Milk Farmer

When a man or woman strokes a penis with both hands simulating milking a cows utters

I was watching a porn and did the good ole California Milk Farmer to it.

by Thecalimilkfarmer March 8, 2011

Milk-Juice Man

Someone who leaves their muscles soaking in chocolate milk while leaving the house. Whenever they are asked if they have “brought their muscles,” they admit that they have indeed left them at home soaking in a milk bag.

Someone: Have you brought your muscles?
The Milk-Juice Man: Nah, I left them soaking in the cow juice bag. I’m a devout Milk-Juice Man.

by Harold;-}} December 30, 2021

expired titty milk

Some nasty ass titty milk gone wrong af; ewwwwww

"EWWWWWWWWW SHE GOT EXPIRED TITTY MILKKKKKKK!!!!"

by Kara Sue Rose Putnam March 19, 2017