kevin michael long

lex’s personal uber

i love using my kevin michael long!

by kevin michael long April 8, 2021

Michael Richards Defense

1. To make short lame apologies after offending 2 or more races.

2. To make excuses for using racial slurs.

-Oh my god, David is using the michael richards defense.
-why?
-He called a lesbian a rug muncher.
-Oh than he is using the Michael Richards defense.

by Martin Obermeyer December 13, 2006

Post-Michael Jackson

Anything happening after Michael Jackson's death (Sudden 80s clothing outbreak, leather pants, aviators, getting nose jobs, etc.)

P.S.
I love Michael Jackson, and i only use this in his memory.
1958-2009<3 You will never be forgotten.

That shirt is so Post-Michael Jackson!

by Asodoph Boingberry June 27, 2009

The Reverse Michael Jackson

It's just regular sex with adults.

Bob: "I heard you and your new girlfriend last night. What in the Hell were you doing?"
Bill: "Oh you know, The Reverse Michael Jackson."
Bob: ?????
Bill: "Sex, Bob. With my adult wife."

by KickingDixon June 9, 2018

Suck Michaels dick

Just do it

Suck Michaels dick just do it I think he needs it

by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

Michael Mooney

Michael Mooney the elephant man the elephant man the elephant man!!!!!!!!!

Michael Mooney you're fat

by Ggfcghhfcjhfcj May 27, 2017

King Michael I

The most amazing person in the world. He is cool around the masses but he opens up around the ones he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, cool, nice, sweet, handsome, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate and awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I want to spend the rest of my life in his arms, cuddling him and looking deep in his eyes, with the words "I love you" softly touching his hot lips.

To put it simply, Mike is your main man. The hero. The Mike of your dreams. He's often imitated, never matched.

Example:
Me: Mike bought me a dozen roses for my birthday!
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say? He's Mike!
Best Friend: He's King Michael I! I want to grow up to be just like him!
Me: Me too... I envy him so bad.

by Quaker540 January 13, 2017