mud beast

fat girl

That chick is such a mud beast! Would you do her? Hell no!!

by kindanuts July 15, 2011

Backwater Mud Motor

The act of motorboating someone's butt cheeks as they have diarrhea.

If you two are gonna Backwater Mud Motor, at least clean up after.

by Archetyp0 June 7, 2025

The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.

Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.

by AK Daddy July 6, 2016

Mud slide

When you leave a tough mudder for too long and your shit starts running like the lava that killed millions in Pompeii.

Campbell: “Hey crystal, are you feeling ok?”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

The Mud

Another name for Toledo, Ohio; T-Town. In reference to the world famous Toledo Mud Hens, as well as the fact that we be living in the turf and on our grind. As in, we come from the mud.

“Hey, didn’t you say you’re from Toledo?”
“Yessir, I come straight outta The Mud.”

by cbomwhitemystery December 20, 2021

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters”

by Big daddy franky boy September 19, 2021

mud monster

When you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit

"may we all be mud monsters"

by ayydubs'_lefteyeball September 19, 2021