Waving one's clenched fists around in the air (usually done while pissed off) while screaming and yelling at someone or something, thus appearing to be an angry monkey.
by Jen Brauer May 6, 2010
Get the Monkeyfisting mug.1. To stand in the way and wave arms frantically, like blocking a shot in basketball or soccer, usually without moving from the target area.
2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.
3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.
2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.
3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.
1. Buckwheat was penalized for once again monkey guarding the net.
2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.
3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.
2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.
3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.
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Get the Pot monkey mug.the sexual act of ejaculating onto a female's hair, and helping pick out the semen particles, much like monkeys groom one another.
by The Shaggin' Wagon May 9, 2008
Get the frosty monkey mug.Comes from the latent word TACTICAL UNIT HUB Monkeys. The name originated from the 1st Armored Division. They are actual Signal Soldiers, who are locked up in a cage like area. They often are allowed out to eat, drink and once in awhile mingle with the rest of the community. Spotting a Hub monkey is rare, they are actually on the endangered species list. Please be advised, any hunting of a Hub monkey is illegal and will not be tolerated.
Please, when you past by the soldiers, DONT Feed the Hub Monkey
Please no slapping the hub monkey, it will make you go blind.
Please no slapping the hub monkey, it will make you go blind.
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