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mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
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Madness

Gonna do a madness like doing Timmy's mum
Oi fam I'm about to do a madness on Timmy's mum
by Logangsta69 March 15, 2021
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Mad harem

A term for"Muslim cows butt"
John:I've got that mad harem

Sarah:nice too know
by Andrew slay June 13, 2018
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Breaking Mad

A long-awaited collaboration from the creators of Mad Men and Breaking Bad - Matthew Weiner and Vince Gilligan. Millions of homebound fans, desperate for a new binge, are hoping TV history will be made.
Don Draper sees the writing on the wall - a third of the storefronts on Madison Avenue are vacant. Realizing that in Covid-depressed America there is not much left to advertise, not much to buy and little reason to buy it, he goes in search of Jesse Pinkman, and the temptation of Breaking Mad.
by Monkey's Dad December 27, 2020
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mad cow disease

when you piss off a bitch whos over 200lbs
holy shit! that bitches boyfriend wants me and now ive got to deal with mad cow disease
by prettyladyppp February 16, 2009
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Joes Mad

1. Hoes mad but not a hoe, and usually a male.
2. Someone named Joe that is mad.
3. Someone that is getting mad for basically no reason.
1. He is Joes Mad
2. Joe went to the store and got expired milk. Now Joes Mad
3. Yo, he got Joes Mad over a sandwich.
by joesmad April 29, 2020
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Hoes mad

When hoes be mad fr
Hoe:I’m so angry right now
“Hoes mad, stay mad, I don’t give a fuck.”
by Daddykeem November 7, 2022
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