How to kill a guy

kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.

Me: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOMMOROW * searches How to kill a guy * " Kick him in the Penis " that sounds right
THE NEXT DAY
Me: kicks him in the Penis
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021

Kill Bill Menstruant

A woman whose menstrual flow has the torrential force of the blood that blasts from the neck and limb wounds of sword victims in the film *Kill Bill*.

I didn't know she was a Kill Bill menstruant, so I just yanked out her tampon with my teeth and the next thing I knew I was being resuscitated with CPR because her clotty-ass blood had completely inundated the entire capacity of my lungs.

by Priest of Assplay September 9, 2023

Curiosity Killed The Cat

Lexi.
The ACTUAL definition of this phrase.

"Curiosity Killed The Cat" couldn't help but click the links.

by KillahQueen May 25, 2021

How To Kill Somebody

Nah

"Why would you look up how to kill somebody?"
-Me

by The Gulper July 13, 2022

Kill

kill is an act of which you take a life from other living organism by your own choice or fault which can result in very big amount of tomfoolery on the other side of the table whit only one bad effect and that is you have to explain your intentions to the judge though you can completely nullify the effect by implying that "you did (it for) the funny" which cant be penetrated by any law hence "its funny" and youre "troll"

someone:
"Oh no you killed joe!"
you:
"Funny right?"

by Prđin December 19, 2022

Kill a Patrick Day

On the 15th of October there is a holiday called, "Kill a Patrick Day" on this day and only this day men have to kill a person named "Patrick".

"Hey bro, it's Kill a Patrick Day"

by Horsie The Lonely October 15, 2022

Kills

an act of demolishing or incapacitating an enemy aircraft, submarine, tank, etc.

"the engagement resulted in fifty-one tank kills"

by Arminkshipper June 30, 2025