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John Cena

A god. A good Oman. The most powerful and beautiful man on this earth.
Blessed my soul! I just saw John Cena. I just witness the most beautiful and glorious man in this world. He even walks like a god.
by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016
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John Gassy

The name that rivaled the infamous John garris,due to reason disputes the rival to the king has disappeared but we all hope he will return.
Dang John garris is getting beat by John gassy!
John gassy might overtake John garris
by Juicebox2311 September 12, 2021
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John Marquez

John Marquez is the most beautiful person. They care about everyone and she has a amazing smile. He is one of the kindest people ever.
Wow! Your Dating John Marquez? radical dude! They use any pronouns? Sick! Anyways, later skater!
by robbiegrohl April 6, 2022
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John Broad

Literally the greatest, most famous type of chap alive, honestly this is the best type of fellow to be
Father, someday I would like to be a John Broad
by Iniguel bandangus November 20, 2016
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john copeland

Schizophrenic borderline personality disorder bipolar attachment disorder mood disorder major reoccurring depression Jekyll and Hyde gross drug fiend
John Copeland can see through my pitiful ego trip.
by Nhojd August 31, 2018
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John Hall

This is a man who loves beer and hunting. He will ruin his own truck but have a hell of a time doing it. He’s got a heavy right hand and an even heavier shlong. There’s a good chance that at least 65% of the women he has met have masturbated to the thought of him. Going into a drinking competition with this man will surely mean your own demise. He’s funny enough to take your girl, he’s not afraid to say anything to anyone.
You don’t fuck around with John hall
by English assassin November 25, 2021
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John Louie

by ZEREFFFFF March 8, 2022
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