The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.

I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.

by Checkoff April 17, 2024

Jake Bentley

Sorry excuse for a quarterback.

Man that QB is such a Jake Bentley. We need a real QB

by theonewithnogun August 31, 2019

Jake

The shortest man on Earth. He is gay for Marcus. He has to use a diaper because he can’t use the toilet

Omg that’s Jake he’s so musty run Marcus!

by penjs June 9, 2020

Jake

He’s a badass looking guy and is great at gaming. He is always out and about he plays millions of sports and overall a great leader who can take on any team with his friends. He is good at climbing and is a really funny guy .
He has a great singing voice and is very good looking he will refuse to any negative comments about his friend’s.

Daniel: damn that guy has all the girls aroung him

Gabriela: OMG he is so hot and such a Jake. I’m gonna go there.

by GayGuy#2 December 3, 2018

Jake

An annoying kid who thinks he is better than everyone and tries to act amazing around his friends.

Ughhh, don’t be such a Jake.

by Ickybickyspiderricky May 2, 2018

Jaked

To totally fuck up or damage a body part.

I jaked my back lifting that heavy box last night.

by banger January 20, 2021

Jake

Jake is a sweat at any game he plays.He is very toxic and has been banned on several occasions.jakes typically play rainbow six siege and call of duty

Morgan:Yo Jakes such a sweat at rainbow six siege bro
Daniel:Peen

by SproutSucker November 18, 2019