John bologna

A retardation with a buck ass dick tiny nuts and furry eyebrows and liberals hate him

John bologna is hated by liberals

by Joey guzzle June 19, 2021

John Dolmayan

The drummer of System of a Down, who joined in 1997, after Andy Kachturian left fude to an injury. He has a way of playing the high-hat extremely fast, and uses the kick quite well. However, even though he seems like a good man, he never smiles. But, he still is a happy person. Although, he seems like he’s a pervert , his favorite movie is Taboo 2, a film about sexual assault

Person 1: Dude, who’s your favorite drummer?

Person 2: Lars.

Person 1: What the fuck did you just say? We all know John Dolmayan is the true king.

by Suite-Pee May 18, 2021

John Bird

Why the fuck did you look up your own name in the urban dictionary.

John Bird is a fucking dumbass

by John's a bitch (ak50) May 20, 2021

John Castiblanco

John Castiblanco is defined as a handsome gentleman that shows his love by putting other first, a strong and understanding human that is charismatic and intelligent, plus always a joy to be around & can always put a smile on someones face.

Did you just see how that was!?
Who?
That was THE John Castiblanco!

by Living in the moment November 22, 2021

John (kid)

Stupid truckin’ kid always being nozy

.ur acting like John (kid)

by Merpaderpee August 18, 2023

john brycer

A person that has a low grasp of development skills.

Oh my gosh, you're not using try-catch, you're such a john brycer!

by HodedaBiceps August 20, 2023

John and Gail

It is a mixed shot consisting of 50% Baileys and 50% Creme de menthe.

Last night Carl kept mixing us shots of John and Gail. I woke up with a wicked hangover.

by Lee Thargic August 20, 2023