SAID TO A COUPLE USUALLY IN CHURCH OR SOMETHING EVOLVING CHURCH TO GET A COUPLE TO MOVE AWAY FROM EACH OTHER
by MIXEDMIRRA August 10, 2017
by Brenten June 28, 2008
bob: according to all known laws of aviation,there is no way that a bee should be able to fly, its wings are too small to lift its fat body off the ground, but a bee does not care what a human thinks and flys anyway.
tom: holy shit i think i wan to fap to 50 shades of jesus
tom: holy shit i think i wan to fap to 50 shades of jesus
by gayfapperoni macaronifattucini May 01, 2018
by Brando🥶 November 06, 2019
A person who identifies themselves as Christian, but rejects the teachings of Jesus, by inventing morals and laws that allow them to reject the needs of others of another tribe or color.
The anti-Jesus Christians chose to hate the poor and downtrodden because they felt they were lazy and unworthy of Christ’s love.
by KernelDan September 30, 2022
Those really urgent bathroom trips where your stomach is cramping the whole time and it won’t stop coming out, so you literally pray to Jesus
by YaboyNick2019 July 05, 2019
A handsome man that is suspicious
by FreePeche October 08, 2020