Sunday School

hell on earth.

person 1: i had to go to sunday school yesterday

person 2: oh so you mean hell on earth

by Dwight You Ignorant Slut October 1, 2020

Westminster School

Westminster School is a private London day school (with the option to board) founded in 1560. People who go there are referred to colloquially as ‘wessies’. Key features include Saturday school, Abbey multiple times a week, a place at Oxbridge, straight 9s at GCSE (except 3s in English Lit & Lang), burnout, and no social skills whatsoever. Occasionally, some come with a built-in superiority complex when they achieve extroversion. Ultimately, it’s a cult with some of the weirdest traditions and archaic, gothic-style buildings that look like they could give you the bubonic plague if you stand there too long.
Instagram account is @dat_deus_head.

‘I go to Westminster School!’
‘That’s not the flex you think it is.’
I love you wessies I really do but you guys need therapy or some sort of female interaction desperately.

by uhsoka February 1, 2023

The Woodmansterne School

This school is absolutely and utterly garbage. This school makes twitter and reddit combined feel like heaven. This school could burn to the ground and the only thing I'll feel is my body ascending into heaven.

The current generation is as bad as The Woodmansterne School!

by Lord of Facts May 8, 2023

ashlawn school

The shittiest school in the UK by far . No other schools has a variety of neeks and drug dealers quite like Ashlawn . Not to forget the outstanding headteacher who didn’t steal all their money ;) . The school is situated on drugby and is one of the worst in the uk

Oh you poor thing , you go to Ashlawn School ?

by Olioli October 16, 2019

Rokeby School

an absolute shithole of a school that no one who attends likes, in a famous quote from a year 10 "the fucking year 7s are shorter than your cock" teachers here are horid and no one likes them, examples include Mr Ocran, Ms. Roberts, Ms. Ward, Ms. Hobbs, Ms. Robinson and Ms. Black (yes that is her name).

rokeby school is such a shithole i want to kill myself

by weirdo with attitude October 30, 2021

rosyth school

ayo i guarantee your parents refer to this as “school for smart kids” thats untrue and im living proof. but all my friends oso very smart so like half correct i guess HAHA

oh, rosyth school? all the students there are so intelligent!

by (•̀ᴗ•́)و August 31, 2021

middle school

Full of snobby popular girls who bully you if you dont fit into their 'group', disgusting lunch, at least 2 annoying teachers, tests you hardly studied for (because you would rather listen to music than study), the 'that one kids', and first boyfriends/girlfriends.

Middle school can suck sometimes, but I get by

by Loserette from Loserland January 5, 2022