Car Z Car

What you say when it is T I M E

“Hey man you wanna go to the movies?”
“CAR Z CAR”

“Wtf?”

by ThomasJoshHaley November 11, 2019

Plastic Car

New cars like Bugattis, Lambos, and Ferraris that have no history and are only for rappers and rich white kids.

-"Did you see John's new lambo"
-"Yeah, i hate plastic cars. Classics are better"

by Camaro Cameron August 1, 2018

Bring the car around

Used when somebody has had too much of a good time, too drunk or over indulged to a point where they are not able to carry on enjoying the party/event/festivities. Coined by Frank Nugent.

He’s smashed. Bring the car around fellas, he’s done

by Ch1naman April 24, 2023

Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.

I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.

by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022

r/cars

The official subreddit of bitching about random things that don't matter. Says they support manuals and then exclusively buys used. Only want a pre-owned diesel manual wagon in brown.

Bill- "yeah, Tommy is chill, but he's like the r/cars of the friend group"

by Inconvenient MR2 May 15, 2020

car-frontation

when your in traffic trying to make a turn but can't due to a vehicle in the on-coming vehicle in front of you trying to turn in your direction, also blocking your route caused by on coming traffic for them as well, slowing you down yet even longer.

Why are you late for work? "i got into some car-frontation on the way here

by starsky88 November 6, 2010

Car Snack

Food purchased specifically to eat in the car on the way home from the grocery store.

Vicki thinks cookies make a good car snack since you can eat them with one hand while driving and one sleeve lasts exactly the time it takes to drive from the A&P to home.

by Ottomom November 18, 2011