In between a cock and a hard place

Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis

So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!

by Tony_Pepporoni December 23, 2022

it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke

z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016

Hard to the out

A cooler way of saying "hard out"

Dane: Last night was a mean as night.

Kent: Hard to the out.

by rachiebaybie July 14, 2010

hard plaque

Also known as Calculus is like cement on your teeth. Sharp objects are used to remove it, WITHOUT anesthesia.

Patient: What do I have in my teeth?

Doc: Afraid to say... it Calculus also know as hard plaque, is very dangerous.
Patient : Can you remove it ?

Doc: Sure!

by I hate UrbDic May 23, 2021

Hard lines

Bad luck, usually not due to ones own fault.

Footballer 1: *Pass gets intercepted*
Footballer 2: “That’s hard lines”

by NotInferno045 January 21, 2022

Hard R

A word to skirt around 2 very different slurs, one being racist that every other definition in UD will explain, & the other being "Retard," because it starts with an R & "Tard" is also a slur.

There has been no study on the divide between the use; Generational, regional, financial, or racial, outside of the fact that the use for r3t@rd is very common outside of the USA but still used in the states. Both groups up until 2023 seem to have been completely unaware of the alternative use for the term, due to cultural or social differences & a lack of communication between cliques.

It wasn't until the Linus Tech Tips podcast that people learned there were two uses for the Hard R, & neither of them were good.

by ThatEvilRedhead April 30, 2023

Hard

A tough person, a gangster, someone who's willing to do things others are intimidated of, a leader of courage or strength.

"Did you see former Miss. Ukraine Anastasiia Lenna stand up to the Russian Army when they invaded in February 2022? She was so hard, she wasn't like the Afghanistan men who ran from Isis after American troops were pulled out in 2021. She stayed and helped fight for her country even though she had less resources.

by Onewaynorwalkca February 27, 2022