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I'm gonna hard

"I'm gonna hard" is a phrase sad when getting close to being three stocked in Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS, and while playing a Luigi. The phrase is prophesized to easily get you more dates and statistically proven to make you better at Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS. This phrase is stronger if you say it while playing as Pink Luigi.
*Getting close to being three stocked in smash bros* "I'm gonna hard!"
by jimmain October 2, 2022
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hard pat

What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.
She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!
by Sparky1988 December 6, 2017
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Try Hard

We were playing a pick up basketball game and Jose was going try hard
by Martin72 May 1, 2017
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Hard pour corn

The best type of corn, but an aquired taste. The only type of corn that will do after you've grown tired of regular or soft pour corn. Not for the faint of heart.
Jeremy: Hey, you want some corn?
John: Nah brah, I only like Hard Pour Corn. It's the best. (smiles smugly)
by jigameister May 26, 2023
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Hard Brexit

During fisting: when the fister has made a fist inside the fistee and pulls it out rapidly and without warning.
You’re ffun to play with Dave, but if you do a hard Brexit again I’ll punch you.
by skoas March 9, 2024
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Hard

Something not liquid, me when I see my bestfriend (they have big mommy milkers)
"Ice is the hard for of water"
"Yeah cuz it's solidified water!"
by TheUrbanBaguette August 20, 2023
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School of Hard Knocks

What uneducated, depressed, lonely, dropout, (usually American) drug addicts put as their education on any social media platform because it makes them feel better than admitting that they couldn’t pass the basic high school requirements.
Job: Thug/Drug Dealer at Your Mom
Education: School of Hard Knocks
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 21, 2023
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