two hairs past freckle

a reply from someone who doesn't have a watch, usually said after someone asks what time it is.

1: Hey, what time is it?

2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's two hairs past freckle.

by mjaggard July 19, 2011

Red Light District Hair

Hair that has been tousled to the point that it looks as if the person afflicted has just left the Red Light District. The condition generally affects males. Sometimes referred to as RLDH, for short.

Girl: After making out for awhile on my couch last night, he got some serious Red Light District hair.
Friend: Cute.

by snizzlepoof June 26, 2010

hair pulling during sex

Power tugging - grabbing and pulling the hair of your lover during sex

When engaged in any type of sexual contact i.e. Coitus, foreplay etc and your partner grabs and pulls your hair during sex, hair pulling during sex

by Joz100 October 30, 2013

Salty Hair Net

When a man is getting a BJ and he pulls out and shoots it in a girls hair.

Damn Grant I heard on Topix you gave e gal from The Timeout club a Salty Hair Net. You are the man!!!

by Embermatic September 10, 2013

long-hair-dachshund

smelly fat hairy sausage dog, is a bad breed i do not recommend.

roy has a stinky long-hair-dachshund.

by kirkyyyy January 16, 2021

penis hair envy

The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.

I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...

by delicatetulip September 30, 2012

Blue Hair Syndrome

A girl in an anime where she has a crush on the Main Character. The girl will usually have blue hair of any shade and do anything for the MC. Her feelings will be told yelling at the MC usually around an episode in the teens.

Weeb 1: Omg, Rem is such a good character
Weeb 2: You only say that because she has Blue Hair Syndrome

by des rires October 26, 2019