Jesus-Jim Hair

A special subset of bed-head that resembles a combination of Jesus and Jim Morrison of the Doors

Person 1: I woke up with a bad case of Jesus-Jim hair today.
Person 2: Yeah, you should get a brush or a hat or something.

by kurious1243 September 12, 2010

box of butt hair

Something so insane and disturbing that it has no defensible or rational explanation. Used as an object for comparison to someone, something, or some act by another person.

Did you see what Sally did? That bitch is crazier than a box of butt hair.

by anteefunkee January 13, 2009

red hair girl

If you see a girl with a red hair you naturally know that she's a bad bitch. Specially in movies.

"Damn a red hair girl that pgirls hair represent her personality"

by fangirl12516 October 29, 2020

Blue Hair Syndrome

A girl in an anime where she has a crush on the Main Character. The girl will usually have blue hair of any shade and do anything for the MC. Her feelings will be told yelling at the MC usually around an episode in the teens.

Weeb 1: Omg, Rem is such a good character
Weeb 2: You only say that because she has Blue Hair Syndrome

by des rires October 26, 2019

penis hair envy

The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.

I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...

by delicatetulip September 30, 2012

Salty Hair Net

When a man is getting a BJ and he pulls out and shoots it in a girls hair.

Damn Grant I heard on Topix you gave e gal from The Timeout club a Salty Hair Net. You are the man!!!

by Embermatic September 10, 2013

Retarded Pubic Hair

Pubic hair hat shoots puss when you touch it. It makes the person with it sing bad.

That guy probably has retarded pubic hairs.

by Daddy-to-your-mom-and-dad-to-u March 11, 2019