When you pass out on GHB and your Grindr date pounds you hole so hard you wake up bleeding and have to go to the hospital.
by Iprobfukdurmom July 23, 2021
by chronic migraine January 25, 2019
What a lustful stud naively expects to do with the lovely native belle who smilingly puts a necklace of flowers around his neck when he steps ashore on one of the Hawaiian islands.
If Bill Clinton visited Hawaii, one would need to check the DNA of the native children to determine if he'd been able to get leid while he was there.
by QuacksO November 26, 2020
When you work for a job you hate that still does drug testing and you smoke weed just hoping they'll catch you and fire you.
by VollDasBrainEyy March 15, 2019
by Spark1eGir1 December 18, 2018
To recieve head from behind. She is behind you and she goes in between your legs from behind and performs oral sex.
Boy 1: So, how'd your date go with Hannah go last night?
Boy 2: Oh dude: well. She gave me a merkins.
Boy 1: NO FUCKING WAY BRO!
Boy 2: Yup. I'm fuckin' smooth.
Boy 1: Getting a merkins is amazing.
Boy 2: I know right?!?
Boy 2: Oh dude: well. She gave me a merkins.
Boy 1: NO FUCKING WAY BRO!
Boy 2: Yup. I'm fuckin' smooth.
Boy 1: Getting a merkins is amazing.
Boy 2: I know right?!?
by I Am Merkins xD January 09, 2012
Omg! I just got inns with Harry Styles! He just messaged me and I said ok! Getting inns inns is kiwi slang for getting in and securing a future husband
by Yazziethepirate November 17, 2016