waffle god

The "supreme of all waffles and gods", often accompanied by a waffle demigod. Despite what the name would lead you to believe, its just some scrub muffin with an unhealthy addiction to waffles.

"I'm a waffle god, respect me peasant"

"No you're not Noah. You're a scrub muffin. And so is Kaeleb."

by CanIgetuhburgerkingfootlettuce May 11, 2018

Gods gift

A strain of weed so sweet you could climb the purple fields of Cush and settle yourself between her lovely Indica hips and just feel the positive vibrations.

A truly one of a kind purple Indica goddess

I found an OG who said he has found Gods gift....

Like the real gods gift Purp with the reds and the greens????

Yeah he said he found the one...

by The freshness April 29, 2021

On baby god

I’m gonna be honest I don’t even know what this means I just know it means there’s a lot of truth going on

“Guy you got dents in your head”
“On baby god”

by Sooooophia February 7, 2022

fighting God

taking the worst, most painful shit of your life

"Where's Dave?"
"He's fighting God, he's been on the can for half an hour now"

by laurpal April 17, 2022

God's Tear

The most indestructible thing on the planet, behind the Jeep Cherokee XJ. Created by first making a Prince Rupert's Drop, then melting off the tail. The head of a PRD is indestructible, but any damage to its tail will shatter it; removing the tail leaves only the head, making it impossible to break.

I made a God's Tear for science, and now I've broken many hammers trying to break it.

by Archigan June 12, 2023

God's Embrace

When you get high really late at night, turn your fan on, strip down to your underwear, crawl under a blanket and fall asleep watching Family guy.

Jake:Dude, I've felt God's Embrace 3 times this week
Lukas: Dude, I'm gonna do one tonight.

by p0ttbr0nies April 6, 2020

God Stick

The act of using a sticky grenade to stick some one in halo3. Usually from a far distance away or killing more than one person with a single stick or "God Stick"

1. Dude, I just got a triple kill with one gernade, total God Stick.

2.I just threw my gernade in the air and God Stuck someone! ROFL

by paul4086 February 12, 2009