Ghetto Colonic

Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.

Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.

Bro, I gave myself a ghetto colonic on the couch last night, no idea how imma get the stain out!

by Billy Pickleston October 20, 2021

Ghetto cookie

A type of sandwich cookie that is low quality and cheap. Often found in liquor stores / bodegas and price varies $1 to $2 US dollars.

If you’re going to the store and you pick up some ghetto cookies?

by Ceedeath October 6, 2023

Brokedick Ghetto

You grew up conservative white region but you act and talk like you're a gang member in a big city, including bad tattoos, only having muscles because you're scrawny, bumpin in your momma minivan to Nelly because he's hard. Uses phrases like nah homie ma's got pizza bagels in the freez. And freestyles constantly but you can't understand not bc it's fast but because they are retarded mumbles with limited vocabulary. Nah mean

Joey walked up in the worst brokedick Ghetto fashions imagineble.

Credit. Justin P.

by Thepsychone October 31, 2022

The Ghetto Institute of Technology

Formally known as The New School of Thought founded upon the banks of The Stream of Consciousness. The Queen of Succubi Mother Lilith is known to teach daemonology here, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. Lifehackers learn real life wizardry in their sleep from a place such as this, some didn't live to tell the tale. To get there you must make your way uptown, walking slow, so as not to compromise your footwear upon undermaintained city streets.

I'm a graduate from The Ghetto Institute of Technology, I can most definitely fix your car and it totally won't die on the highway. <3

by TwilitSaenguani July 13, 2022

Geezer Ghetto

Age restricted retirement community

I don't want to live in some Geezer Ghetto where you have to be ancient to get in.

by Baby KaBoomer April 5, 2025

ghetto clarinet

A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.

Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.

by Smelly Randolph March 17, 2016

Ghetto

Description of someone who initiates violence or violates property rights.

That girl that started the fight is so ghetto.

by PoopypAnts August 27, 2015