The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.
Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.
Big Easy: ummmm what?
Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.
Big Easy: o bloody hell...
Big Easy: ummmm what?
Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.
Big Easy: o bloody hell...
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019
Get the Five finger death cuntchmug. after a long day of stroking pecker and rubbing flaps your hands often get pretty greasy, thus giving us the “wet” portion of this masterpiece. the high five comes in in an unexpected way to say the least. after work upon clocking out you head to the bathroom where you let out a hard earned days worth of piss, you groan a little and honestly a little cum trickles on out as well. as you flush you see a hand rise above the divider between urinals, a hand looking lonely, in need of a quickie, you lift yours to match the height of the hand and quickly finish it off. leaving a silky glaze over the poor innocent hand. you have just done a wet high five.
by steelo47 February 19, 2024
Get the Wet high fivemug. a game where when you die, you have the temp to throw your device across the room. Or, you just try again like a boring person
Me: Ugh I died!
*throws device across room*
Parent: Why did you do that?!
Me: Oh, I just died in five nights at freddys.
*throws device across room*
Parent: Why did you do that?!
Me: Oh, I just died in five nights at freddys.
by bas!c b!n December 4, 2020
Get the Five nights at freddysmug. by traykaybaby September 15, 2022
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Get the Wet Paper Plate Fivemug. by @^<[[×?×× ;&#*@((@# 260o8 d s August 5, 2025
Get the Minus Fivemug. Ron's mom walked into his room and caught him applying that five finger choke while he watched his next door neighbour undressing through his bedroom window
by John Mcfudge May 14, 2020
Get the Five Finger Chokemug.