On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017
Get the Fake Sploogemug. 
Someone who takes psychiatry who never did anything picked out of a kindergarten class to take psychiatry just living their lives taking voltage supplement treatment one day got in trouble and woke up in jail while constipated side effect cussing
by Zachary O'Donnell March 18, 2025
Get the Fake criminalmug. Diana you are Fake rude. Because I know you are a sweet person but u just have so much attitude and u sound so rude.
by EJ6ANGEL October 21, 2021
Get the Fake Rudemug. On All Fakes Day, the fake person turned all his/her friends fake. They were the fakest crew around.
by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020
Get the All fakes daymug. Fake tan friday (ftf) is a day in which a group of friends become a group of orange friends; usually before a night out. Preparation for ftf begins the night before, giving the girls optimum tanning time before the big day. Originated in Hertfordshire.
Katherine: It's nearly Fake Tan Friday (FTF), going to do at least 4 layers
Emma: I'm not even going out, but gonna do it anyway!
Ellie: I love ftf
Katie: FTF RULES!
Emma: I'm not even going out, but gonna do it anyway!
Ellie: I love ftf
Katie: FTF RULES!
by ftfgirl101 May 15, 2014
Get the Fake Tan Friday (FTF)mug. by pussyhoe6969 February 15, 2019
Get the fakemug.