David

Lowkey acoustic and restarted

"Yo, you know David?"

"Yeah, he's the guy in special education."

by successful_wing January 18, 2024

Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 1, 2023

David

ugly mf

David is such an ugly mf

by gffdgsdfgfgfdsgfgdssdfgfdggfgd January 2, 2022

David's Bridal

A clothier in the United States that specializes in wedding dresses, prom gowns, and other formal wear. It is the largest American bridal-store chain

April 17, 2023, David's Bridal filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy again, citing challenges brought on by the COVID-19 pandemic and uncertain economic conditions, and could close all of its stores and liquidate if a buyer is not found within the next few weeks

by SPrice1980 April 23, 2023

David

There are 2 types of Davids, The dickhead and the mentally unstable one. The dickhead one is usually Romanian whilst the mentally unstable one is Portuguese. Romanian David is usually a wanna-be big man that tries to fit in with the 'HARD' guys, while the Portuguese David rages at mobile games after losing 1 match of PVP. Portuguese David likes to spend his life savings on one game, rage at the game, quit the game and come back to it 3 seconds later.

Guy 1: Who's that Romanian guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, a total dickhead!
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Guy 1: Who's that Portuguese guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, he smashed his phone over a mobile game!

by JoinMyDiscord September 26, 2021

David McIntyre

David McIntyre has wee willy and very homosexual. He touches up boys especially jvb. Because he is vulnerable. He also licks toes pf dead people and takes coke.

You are a David McIntyre

by Sexyboyjamie123 August 9, 2020

Davide

A beautiful and cute boy. He is very sweet and kind. He will always be there for you when you need it. He cares a lot about his girlfriend and is the best person alive. He always makes games more fun when he joins you in it, he will put a smile right on your face when you take one look at him.

Girl 1: "Davide cares so much about his girlfriend!"

Girl 2: "I know right! He is so amazing!"
Girlfriend: "I have the best boyfriend in the world. :)"

by trashzy June 20, 2021