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Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.
"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"
by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019
mugGet the Asshole failuremug.

asshole

a worthless piece of crap who goes around treating people badly
That guy over there is such an asshole. All he ever does is treat people like dirt.
by funny fellas May 15, 2014
mugGet the assholemug.

Asshole

A motorcyclist who finds pleasure in having his/her full beam lights on when they are not needed, just so that they piss you off.
"You ASSHOLE! You are such a fucking bitch to have your full beam lights on now!
by NOAVIER November 10, 2017
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bag of hammered assholes

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
by Mumbls December 3, 2024
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bald asshole

That twink has a perfectly bald asshole
by PinkTater May 18, 2022
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Derpy asshole

a derpy asshole is a person who trolls people and is an asshole
by qzfyerh56f August 8, 2016
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Procrasto Asshole

See also Fucktard, Stun Cunt, Loser.

Procrasto Asshole: A procrastinating asshole who ALWAYS is late, always has a very handy excuse, and never takes responsbility for FUCK ALL. They never have any money, ALWAYS a Moocher, can't be trusted with anything, especially the Truth.

The only consistant thing about these losers is, you can expect a fuck up when they're around. It's like they're the Mayor of Loserville and the town follows them around.

In short, a Prograsto Asshole is a loser you always need to stay away from, because it you don't, it gets stressful, costly and exasperating.
"Hey Joe, you Procrasto Asshole! You fucking left the doors open again and we got robbed! All our stuff's gone!!!"

Joe: "It's not my fault people rob places..."
by Hashtag Approval Dumpling December 14, 2024
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