Five Horsemen

Secret society group of young professional closet homosexual males who regularly engage in wild gay orgies.
“Are you going to the Five Horsemen meeting tonight?”

“No, I am not gay.”
by dotconnector69 October 17, 2018
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A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.
Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
by Macfac January 25, 2019
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Five-no Class

Five-no Class (or FINO Class) is a derogatory term addressing the losers of modern society.

The "five" denotes the condition of a person having no property, no vocation, no spouse, no child, and no interest, hence five nos. The shorthanded term FINO derives from Spanish meaning "thin" but also "fine", which adds a sarcasitc connotation.
After graduated from college, I became one of the Five-no ClassFINOclass.
by SSTW July 08, 2020
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Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.
dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.
by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018
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bag high five

When you and someone hit your bags together
Brooke: Bag high five?
John: SURE!
*hits bags together*
by Hellomydudesss September 28, 2017
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A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.
Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.
by Bbb23’s left testicle September 15, 2023
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spiderman high five

Where you ejaculate in your hand and slap hands w your best friend. Leaving a stick web between your palms
First I came. Then we slung the webs as I gave him a spiderman high five
by Spider-Man high fiver May 01, 2023
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