Texas Spread

When a woman has a large flat area between each breasts. A large distance from each boob.

Met this girl last night with great tits but she had a Texas Spread. Her boobs were so far apart from each other.

by KrugerFC June 14, 2022

Texas French Fry

A fat, messy line of cocaine.

“Why’s Chris so talkative tonight?”

“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”

“Yeah that sounds like him.”

by LogiBogy May 20, 2022

Texas T-shirt

1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.

Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz

by gertrude07 August 26, 2014

Texas Holder

A sex position where you put 1 bullet into a revolver and spin the cylinder. You then put the revolver into her asshole and shoot if the bullet doesn't come out then you fuck her if not you hold down the fort until the cops come

Hey girl wanna do Texas Holder

by guacamolepen15 May 21, 2019

Texas Truss

A belt buckle that is so big it can do one of the following:
1) Keep a hernia in check.
2) Act as a girdle.
3) Block the view of your penis so nobody will know if you're walking around with a woody.
4) Be used as a dinner plate.

That Texas Truss is so big I bet it cuts into his legs when he sits.

by izzafartsmeller August 22, 2011

Texas trumpet

The act of fingering anothers anus while cupping the balls with the same hand, whole concurrently giving a blowjob.

Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

Texas Divorce

A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.

After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.

by LesleeB February 12, 2020