Texas Dipper

The sexual act of your male counterpart inserting his testicles your mouth while it is filled with chili sauce.

My girlfriend gave me a Texas dipper in a motel 6 bathroom.

by theamericancock716 November 26, 2023

Texas Tophat

A non descriptive, ambiguous insult for anything. Used to keep the subject in the dark.

"Why do you look like such a texas tophat?" "When did your house become a texas tophat?"

by texastophat January 5, 2024

all my hexes live in Texas

What a practicer of voodoo claims after leaving said creepy lifestyle behind and moving far away north near da Canadian border.

Maybe it is indeed true dat all my hexes live in Texas, but I still hafta use six-sided wrenches to adjust/install/remove ordinary bolts and nuts.

by QuacksO June 27, 2023

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

the most ass movie ever

What’s that movie that sucked ass?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

by colabear18 April 13, 2022

Took me to Texas

New age version of when someone ghosts you.

“Hey you still talking to that girl?”
“No. That bitch took me to Texas.”

by Boejangles03 December 8, 2024

Texas Salsa

A sexual act in which menstrual blood,feces,and semen are mixed into one and then blasted up the female's anus

Conner:Hey Gertrude I wanna try doing Texas Salsa
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme June 16, 2020

texas booty sauce

The mess you have to clean off your toilet after a terrible Mexican dinner.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that toilet? Its covered in some major texas booty sauce.

Guy 2: yeah man, who ever did that must have had some bad Mexican food

by Deathbybacon April 7, 2016