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National Fuck Day

Yeah, I’m about to fuck my girlfriend on National Fuck Day.
by Dickridah3000;) November 20, 2020
mugGet the National Fuck Daymug.

Fuck monkey

When a guy gets pegged and screams “OO OO AUGH AUGH~” while getting it in the ass
Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.

If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.
by phelon (felon) July 2, 2024
mugGet the Fuck monkeymug.

Fuck off

Fuck off is a way of identifying yourself when you really don’t want a relationship or sex, it isn’t like being aromantic or asexual in the sense that people who identify as fuck off don’t want to be a nuisance and feel like trying to identify as something common then telling people about it is a form of narcissism
Person 1: “do you like guys girls or anyone in general?”

Person 2: “no, I identify as fuck off, it means I want you to back the hell away from me
by ThatRandomGuyOnline October 4, 2020
mugGet the Fuck offmug.

What the fuck

Phrase.
Wtf (Abbreviation) or What the fuck, generally used when an untterly unbelievable situation with emotions related to surprise/disbelief/confusion/anger/happiness (in general, confusion) is confronted by an individual.

Can also use exclamations and "what the actual fuck!" for further emphasis.
Person 1: Dude I freaking love this guy, i also hate him and i've been extremely toxic to him but i can't live without him so i've been torturing him for a few years. But i love himmm

Person 2: What the fuck mate?!
by Yep_pseudonym March 11, 2023
mugGet the What the fuckmug.

Gullet fucked

Similar to a deep throating but instead of the one giving doing the work, the person getting their dick wet is doing the majority of the work.

Similar to blow job / mouth fucking relationship
Damn my throat hurts, I just got Gullet Fucked!!
by Gulleteater67 November 20, 2020
mugGet the Gullet fuckedmug.

fucking

the only fucking word you can put fucking anywhere and it will still make perfect fucking sense.
I fucking wish i could just fucking use this fucking word in every fucking sentence. fucking hell.
by oopsyy daisyy March 6, 2021
mugGet the fuckingmug.

Fuck in the Face

1. When someone makes you a scapegoat for something in front of an audience or team for which you take the fall.
Worker 1: how did the presentation go?
Worker 2: My boss didn't support my idea, it was a fuck in the face
by Teh Hoe January 6, 2012
mugGet the Fuck in the Facemug.

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