Fake Fuck Fest

Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.

I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.

by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018

Jumbo Fuck

A drink made up of a large lemonade, every kind of flavor syrup possible and lots of liquor. Invented at Shambhala 2015 by the accidental ordering of a jumbo lemonade with every flavor and a fuckton of liquor added to it.

Jumbo Fuck a Butt Funnel

by JumboFucker April 2, 2017

fuck

Fuck is to fuck the shit out of a girl and never call back

I’m going to fuck the shit out of you

by Cmsmdisuejeisisjsksi April 20, 2018

butter shit ass fuck

The guy who made defined the word mackaplier

You suck let me fucking say something wrong while playing rocket league sideswipe

Listen to me you butter shit ass fuck you know what you did

by HentaiEnjoyer505 July 4, 2024

fuck shorts

Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.

"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"

1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"

"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."

by Ol' mate March 6, 2019

fucking pussy

what you become after spending ten years in the joint

ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy!

by milkrush August 28, 2023

Fuck show

A group of individuals who have been involved in a similar situation usually revolving around certain drugs, which in return find themselves always knowing the same people and sharing the same lovers like revolving doors.

Welcome to the fuck show.

by Random Ramblings 20th century August 30, 2022