U fuck my pussy

An expression of anger after someone on Facebook marketplace scams your clueless husband.
Online scammer is able to get sensitive information from unwitting husband , and his wife grabs the phone and texts: “U fuck my pussy. You are a thief!”
by R R Sanchez January 16, 2022
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Fucking dumbass fucking

A person with less intelegance then others also called "Fucking dumbass" doing the act of sex also called "Fucking"
Alex: Yoo my G I actually lost my virginity!
Max: So you were a fucking dumbass fucking?
by Z_Pai October 27, 2020
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fuck music

A progressive rock subgenre dedicated to pointless rambling notes, typically on a guitar, but not in all cases. Major acts include Frank Zappa and the Mothers and Primus.
by Progg March 11, 2016
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Fucked the Couch

When you fail at a big opportunity, because going offline and talking to normal people exposes how weird and extreme your politics are. Similar to "showed my power level."
"He was up for the position, but he started talking about how women are the property of their husbands, and should get married at age fifteen. They really fucked the couch when they hired him."
by JSpaulding August 11, 2024
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The Fuck Is This Syndrome

When something really bad happened and they don't have a clue what the fuck happened.
(person A)Hey I think your cat was hit by a car.
(Person B)I think I have The Fuck is This Syndrome.
(Person A)You should probably get that checked out.
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Suck and Fuck

Suck and Fuck is just what it sounds like. First you suck a dick and then you fuck them.
“Bro what did she do to you last night?”

“I thought we were just gonna fuck but she turned it around and did a suck and fuck.”
by yuhyuhbih August 13, 2019
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Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.
Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."
by ApacheHellion July 17, 2022
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