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The fuck it does(n't)

A response to someone contradicting something that is true.

Also "The fuck it won't", "The fuck it could."
This washing machine doesn't wash dishes.
The fuck it does(n't)
by Quisker September 23, 2017
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dumb fuck

dumb fuck is always late
by adam1234g November 5, 2019
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fucking tomato

by TheGreatKate October 23, 2019
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Dijeri-fuck

When you Implant your penis inside a traditional authentic Australian dijierido while female (male is a faggot) counterpart slurps/plays on the other end.
Good day mate I hear dat pamula is a right good dijeri-fucker.
by Digger faggot September 14, 2016
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fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
by Red one... out May 6, 2014
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Fuck You

A good way of telling your parents that you have great grades in school, make sure you say that parent's name after, it will make them completely speechless!

(don't blame me for any injuries that happen afterwards)
Dad: Hey Son, How are your grades?

Son: Fuck You, Dad!

Dad: ...
by SCGD October 19, 2023
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Fuck

For an insult or a massive mistake commonly used is "oh fuck" while the insult kind is commonly used "fuck you"
Oh fuck I think I forgot the password on my phone.
by Tony is amazing October 16, 2023
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