Gum on your can

It's too bad to put online. You probably don't want to know.

You have so much gum on your can! You need to take care of that!

by Mexinadist June 12, 2011

poking your poon

To joke with. Feminine version of busting your balls.

Nah, your grandma isn't actually dead, I'm just poking your poon.

by gbp October 3, 2006

better than your's

Nothing can compare.
ever.
So nice of you to try tho :

haha look at those sleezy ass friends of her's.
Yea bitch they're better than your's.

by aprilll April 18, 2008

Ned your slep

A term used to tell others that they are too tired or up too late to use the computer, as evidenced by their inability to type.

Jane: I wnat to sse the show tommorow.
John: You need to go to bed. You obviously ned your slep.

by Rehder August 18, 2008

Busting your ovaries

Means the same thing as "busting your balls" but applied to a woman

Nah, you're not really fat. I'm just busting your ovaries.

by Smackum Yackum March 8, 2013

puff your peach

What an older man calls a blow job

Jack told Isaiah "I want to puff your peach". And Isaiah let jack suck his dick

by Juju the oracle January 16, 2014

bok your chicken

To jerk off immensely in a rapid movment. Your penis (chicken) is being shaked (bok). When doing it long enough your chicken will be inlarged,and soon the chicken will produce hatchlings.

Keivon will bok your chicken for a dollar.

by Grade a material April 20, 2014