Person 1: “Do you have any new tools?”
Person 2: “Yeah, and I’ve got those long tip ones, which work better on me.
Person 2: “Yeah, and I’ve got those long tip ones, which work better on me.
by Ninjarina88 February 01, 2022
Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote
by GYARUGYARUGYARU September 04, 2024
A knife.
by Baby R (Free My Bro) December 22, 2021
An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."
The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.
As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.
As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"
"Heard what chad?"
"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."
"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
"Heard what chad?"
"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."
"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022
national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.
Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?
by st1tch3rs December 22, 2021
When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf
by Pablo Esc0bar October 11, 2022
by Brody The Goat20 May 02, 2024